I’m the maitreya but your to dogmatic to see that. It’s okay I guess I’ll just be a rapper!

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[00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:11.600] Do you know how many hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours of Dharma talks I listen to? [00:00:11.600 --> 00:00:16.740] Trying to become a Buddha for the last like decade. [00:00:16.740 --> 00:00:22.600] And whether I'm a Buddha or not, or an avatar, is between me and me. [00:00:22.600 --> 00:00:24.480] And me and Mar. [00:00:25.620 --> 00:00:39.780] But the point that I'm getting at is after all that Buddhism and compassion and Dharma understanding and cause and effect and all that. [00:00:39.780 --> 00:00:43.140] This is where I'm at right now. [00:00:43.140 --> 00:00:52.140] I'm like the Maitreya. [00:00:52.500 --> 00:00:56.840] I'm just a little crazy cause none of you stupid Buddhists recognize me. [00:00:56.840 --> 00:00:57.780] But it's okay. [00:00:57.780 --> 00:00:59.480] Cause you're not supposed to. [00:00:59.480 --> 00:01:01.460] Cause if you did we'd have a real problem. [00:01:01.460 --> 00:01:04.260] I don't need any more dogma in the world thanks. [00:01:04.260 --> 00:01:06.700] So I'll just keep this secret. [00:01:06.700 --> 00:01:10.200] And thankfully the algorithm's on my side with that. [00:01:10.200 --> 00:01:13.100] Because you're not showing my content to anyone. [00:01:13.100 --> 00:01:14.840] No matter how hard I try. [00:01:15.060 --> 00:01:16.880] I mean a few thousand views is great. [00:01:16.880 --> 00:01:17.980] You know what I'm saying. [00:01:17.980 --> 00:01:18.560] But hey. [00:01:18.560 --> 00:01:21.920] It would be nice to reclaim a past life or two. [00:01:21.920 --> 00:01:22.560] You know. [00:01:22.560 --> 00:01:25.780] Cause then I wouldn't have to work so hard in this one. [00:01:25.780 --> 00:01:27.900] Especially since I know what I did. [00:01:27.900 --> 00:01:30.380] Cause I did all that past life reclamation. [00:01:30.380 --> 00:01:31.780] Remembrance stuff. [00:01:31.780 --> 00:01:32.720] But you know. [00:01:32.720 --> 00:01:36.200] The problem with that is none of the people who are living in this life. [00:01:36.200 --> 00:01:40.940] Have the spiritual ability to recognize the crazy powerful soul that I am. [00:01:41.060 --> 00:01:42.240] So hey you know what. [00:01:42.240 --> 00:01:43.140] No big deal. [00:01:43.140 --> 00:01:44.500] I'm like oh just a rapper. [00:01:44.500 --> 00:01:45.220] Now. [00:01:45.220 --> 00:01:45.800] Okay. [00:01:45.800 --> 00:01:49.120] I'll just be a rapper. [00:01:49.120 --> 00:01:52.020] I have a whole town that I need to claim. [00:01:52.020 --> 00:01:53.460] With all the people. [00:01:53.460 --> 00:01:55.020] And my followers and disciples. [00:01:55.020 --> 00:01:57.020] But they don't recognize my soul. [00:01:57.020 --> 00:01:58.140] So you know what. [00:01:58.140 --> 00:01:58.720] I'll just. [00:01:58.720 --> 00:02:00.160] I'll just be a rapper. [00:02:00.160 --> 00:02:02.540] Or like an artist or something. [00:02:02.540 --> 00:02:03.720] I don't know. [00:02:03.720 --> 00:02:05.340] Or a bullshit farmer. [00:02:05.340 --> 00:02:06.340] Excuse my language. [00:02:06.340 --> 00:02:07.600] I mean a cow poop. [00:02:07.600 --> 00:02:09.160] Cow poop farmer. [00:02:09.160 --> 00:02:10.300] Excuse my language. [00:02:11.060 --> 00:02:12.100] I can't keep it PG. [00:02:12.100 --> 00:02:13.520] All the time. [00:02:13.520 --> 00:02:15.920] Sometimes I gotta go a little PG-10. [00:02:15.920 --> 00:02:17.320] Or PG-13. [00:02:17.320 --> 00:02:17.860] Or something. [00:02:17.860 --> 00:02:19.160] I mean let's be real. [00:02:19.160 --> 00:02:21.420] All you people out there who watch horror movies. [00:02:21.420 --> 00:02:22.140] Let's be real. [00:02:22.140 --> 00:02:24.000] You look at me like I'm super weird. [00:02:24.000 --> 00:02:24.820] Cause I don't watch movies. [00:02:24.820 --> 00:02:26.180] But I look at you like. [00:02:26.180 --> 00:02:28.560] You need an exorcist now. [00:02:28.560 --> 00:02:29.900] That's my advice. [00:02:29.900 --> 00:02:31.860] You stop watching horror movies. [00:02:31.860 --> 00:02:33.300] And go get an exorcist. [00:02:33.300 --> 00:02:34.300] For real. [00:02:34.300 --> 00:02:35.820] That's some scary stuff. [00:02:35.820 --> 00:02:37.220] Happy almost Halloween. [00:02:40.220 --> 00:02:42.040] Let's keep it on the lighter side. [00:02:42.040 --> 00:02:42.840] Shall we? [00:02:42.840 --> 00:02:44.500] Ah yeah. [00:02:44.500 --> 00:02:46.660] That whole uh. [00:02:46.660 --> 00:02:49.000] Thinking about the exorcist thing and everything. [00:02:49.000 --> 00:02:50.420] Just kind of killed my mood. [00:02:50.420 --> 00:02:54.480] No horror pun intended. [00:02:54.480 --> 00:02:55.920] Killed my mood. [00:02:55.920 --> 00:02:57.220] My mood. [00:02:57.220 --> 00:03:00.020] Mrrr.